25 July 2010

what i learned in italy

the internet is having difficulty here in king's. i wrote a nice long post about italy, but i'm going to Eat tomorrow and use their wifi and hope for better success.

in the meantime, here's what i learned while in italy:

i have a nice butt
i have gorilla arms
it's ok to wear dark underwear with sheer light-colored clothing
romans are short. florentines are not.
italians, unlike the english, believe in air conditioning
the best pasta is italian pasta
italians don't sweat
bugs like me as much in italy as they do at home
some women really don't shave their armpits, and it makes me want to vomit
england feels like home
i really missed everyone back at cambridge. like a lot.

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