It's funny the things you remember about your friends. Especially the things they said in the pre-teen years before anyone really has a brain or a filter. It's even funnier when they don't remember what they've said/done.
Keep in mind, this becomes horrifically embarrassing instead of funny when the tables are turned.
Parts of the chat have been whited out to protect the innocent. Apparently my ability to spell properly and to include all the words in a sentence were also whited out.