01 May 2012

How To Skype To Paris

1. Have a friend living in Paris.  Let's call her Jourdan, and the light in her room should have just burned out {in order to protect her identity, of course}.
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2. Supplement frequent e-epistles with marathon Skype sesh.  For ideal results, it should be nearing on 3 am in Paris when you wrap up the convo {hello, I've got to have my second dinner}, and she should have had all sorts of sigh-enducing stories.  Because, hello, Paris=romantic.
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3. Leave a voicemail for your brother when Jourdan points out that some chick hacked his Facebook.  Be sure that Jourdan harangues him for never responding to her emails.
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4. Try to not wish that you were in Paris. I triple dog dare you.

2 comments:

Jourdan said...

5. TELL YOUR FRIEND YOU'RE TAKING PHOTOS SO SHE CAN BE WARNED SHE'S ABOUT TO LOOK HORRIBLE ON THE INTERNET.

Camille said...

6. WHATEVER YOU ARE HOT. I NEED AN UPDATE.