In my head/sometimes out loud I call Jessica "Hessica".
Yesterday was Hessica's birthday!!! She, Ceri, and I went to Raku for sushi because we're a classy bunch of broads. I even sang happy birthday to her! I say "I" and not "we" because Ceri only accompanied me for the first line and then it somehow turned into a Camille solo in the Japanese restaurant. Pretty prefect since the night before I'd had a dream that I was Britney Spears!