04 March 2014
Almost As Good As The Time My Mother Doused Herself In Gasoline
My parents came down to visit me on Sunday morning. When I opened the door, I found my mother standing there holding a reusable grocery bag. Actually, I should say that I found my mother slightly hunched over under the weight of a reusable grocery bag. I peeked in...and found Ziploc bag after Ziploc bag full of chocolate chips. Chocolate chips!! I later weighed them- there were 13 pounds of chocolate chips. To say that this is the highlight of the year is an understatement. I have grand visions of my friends battling over me, desperate to prove that they love me the most- all in the hopes of securing a few sweet chocolate morsels. In this vision there is also a chocolate shortage.
Have I mentioned that I'm a middle child?